Things to do before i die: keep a clean room for more than 2 days

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oh dear i think my sister is intellectually retarded. if even ME ERIC LEE JUN REN can bash her with wit then there must be something wrong. TEEHEE

maybe one day she might learn that invading people's rooms ISNT very polite. especially the abode of a hermit like me. YES I AM A HERMIT AND IM PROUD OF IT WOOHOO. ahem.

gah, slap all those who dont respect the code of the hermit, which is as follows. (i will be using himself cause i cant be bothered with the whole himself/herself nonsense)

1. a hermit shall only reveal himself to the outside world when absolutely neccesary. (e.g. school, mealtimes, church)

2. a hermit should have a pet to keep him company, failing that, a soft toy will be almost sufficient.

3. a hermit should have A COMPUTER some form of communication in his room that can connect with the outside world.

4. a hermit should have a musical instrument. to while away long hours which are not spent on the computer

5. a hermit should have a fridge in his room, and a microwave to heat up those frozen things.

6. a hermit's abode should be made as sound resistant as possible in case of noise pollution from an ivory monster.

and last but not least,

7. a hermit SHALL NOT BE DISTURBED, so keep out. morons.

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lalala what is this homework you speak of?