here are my long overdue random-thoughts-in car-rides during my tour of england

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did you know that allison was half-japanese?

why are there so many indians in england? is it the cricket?

the sky turns dark at 11 and turns bright at 4:30, wth?

why are there so many deluded definitions of intelligence?

why is everything freaking 3x singapore price?

why hasn't chips & gravy been crowned as the world's greatest invention?

why does my dad try to speak with a british accent and succeed only in annoying me and embarrasing me?

what the heck is the big deal about footballer wives anyway?

since when did steak and ale pie constitute stew with a bun on top?!

i had this idea about a scriptwriter's script but i forgot the elaboration.

english beggars use designer caps to collect their coins, chinese beggars use the cups from the trash

i am tired of people who possess undisputed intelligence.

honestly, what is the point of taking yourself against the scenery? can't people just appreciate nature for once?

soccer freaks will kill me for this but mindlessly supporting your team even though it's not trying it's best or whatever is... well mindless. so there, you don't need to talk about soccer in every blog post or play soccer everyday to tell which team is trying harder and/or playing better.

why does everything seem possible when the magic number one is added to the timestable of three!

and british news is so much better presented and more interesting than singapore news.