gosh who would've thought getting sick on purpose would be so darn HARD?!

lets see what i have tried:
-staying in the sun despite being a vampire for about an hour
-force feeding myself a tin of butter cookies with no water
-turn aircon down to 16 degrees celsius and wear shorts
-eat loads of toffees without water

AND IM STILL ALIVE AND HEALTHY OMG WHATS WRONG WITH ME.

i wish i had an allergy, then it would be so easy to fall sick as an when i like.

bah.

......................

ian and chriskng were both being morons on the bus ride home.

on one hand ian is avoiding us and then confiding in chriskng (or at least i think so)

then on the other chriskng is misinterpreting this as some kind of SOCIAL DIVISION and that our friendship will be lost FOREVER.

silly women.